Umm...the accidents we have with exercise...none with weights yet, thankfully.
My funniest accident, although not at the time; Yoga, I was doing one of these upside down feet over head poses; lost my balance, face-crashed into a nylon carpet, whacked my shoulder...ended up grazing my lip, and face (carpet burn

), had a hell of a bruise on my shoulder area, and other minor 'aches and pains' to boot. Actually, I couldn't feel my face and lip for quite a while, and was pleasantly surprised not to see a swollen face, which is what I was expecting, when I looked in the mirror.
And all hubby says is " I would be embarrassed to tell people I had an accident whilst
doing yoga"...but, he has a point, it's very funny in retrospect.